Post by Ron Weasley on Jun 28, 2008 12:51:23 GMT -5
Since the last 'post something funny' went well, let's do another one!
Post something cool, amazing, funny! Videos, stories, jokes, pictures, you name it. I'll award two points for everything that I think is great, and one point for things that aren't so great. You're allowed to get up to 12 points per account, so if you have more than one account you want to post with, go nuts!
I'll keep track of points right here, so everyone knows how much each house has, and how much each character has.
Points as of 7-14-08
Gryffindor 24
Hufflepuff 48
Ravenclaw 60
Slytherin 50
Fenrir Greyback - 12 sickles
Remus Lupin - 12 sickles
Matt Rivers - 2 sickle
Last Edit: Sept 26, 2008 15:50:01 GMT -5 by Ron Weasley
how you turned my world, you precious thing you starve and near exhaust me everything i've done, i've done for you i move the stars for no one
Post by Neve Callaghan on Jun 29, 2008 13:46:40 GMT -5
I can't read this aloud to someone because I'll always start laughing hysterically and won't be able to finish. But maybe 'cause I used to have a dog and a cat:
"To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - about snout height."
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you will ever run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or feline attendance / supervision is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cats butt. I cannot stress this enough!
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets
1. They live here. You don't!
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less. 2. Don't ask for money all the time. 3. Are easier to train. 4. Usually come when called. 5. Never drive your car. 6. Never lie or talk back to you. 7. Don't hang out with drug-using friends. 8. Don't smoke or drink. 9. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions. 10. Don't wear your clothes. 11. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and... 12. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.