Ron Weasley
icklekins
[M:0:0:0:]
constant sorrow
Posts: 191
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Post by Ron Weasley on Jun 28, 2008 12:51:23 GMT -5
Since the last 'post something funny' went well, let's do another one!
Post something cool, amazing, funny! Videos, stories, jokes, pictures, you name it. I'll award two points for everything that I think is great, and one point for things that aren't so great. You're allowed to get up to 12 points per account, so if you have more than one account you want to post with, go nuts!
I'll keep track of points right here, so everyone knows how much each house has, and how much each character has.
Points as of 7-14-08
Gryffindor
24
Hufflepuff
48
Ravenclaw
60
Slytherin
50
Fenrir Greyback - 12 sickles
Remus Lupin - 12 sickles
Matt Rivers - 2 sickle
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Post by badfaith88 on Jun 28, 2008 15:40:38 GMT -5
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Post by Samantha Tundervolt on Jun 28, 2008 17:31:09 GMT -5
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Natalie Summers
miss. mipie
s i x t h y e a r
c h a s e r[M:0:0:0:]
* I'M NOT YOUR PRINCESS
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Post by Natalie Summers on Jun 28, 2008 22:51:11 GMT -5
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Post by Neve Callaghan on Jun 29, 2008 13:46:40 GMT -5
I can't read this aloud to someone because I'll always start laughing hysterically and won't be able to finish. But maybe 'cause I used to have a dog and a cat:
"To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - about snout height."
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you will ever run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about
this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure
your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine or feline attendance / supervision is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cats butt. I cannot stress this enough!
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our
Pets
1. They live here. You don't!
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted
son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less.
2. Don't ask for money all the time.
3. Are easier to train.
4. Usually come when called.
5. Never drive your car.
6. Never lie or talk back to you.
7. Don't hang out with drug-using friends.
8. Don't smoke or drink.
9. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions.
10. Don't wear your clothes.
11. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
12. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
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Post by Neve Callaghan on Jun 30, 2008 22:22:30 GMT -5
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Post by Neve Callaghan on Jul 3, 2008 13:42:46 GMT -5
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Post by susie on Jul 7, 2008 9:34:47 GMT -5
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daphne greengrass
miss. kriss
c o l u m n i s t
d a i l y p r o p h e t[M:0:4:43:]
{{lost little girl trying to find her way
Posts: 150
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Post by daphne greengrass on Jul 8, 2008 18:42:36 GMT -5
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Fenrir Greyback
a d u l t
s a l e s c l e r k[M:0:8:16:]
I've been lying to myself all this time.
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Post by Fenrir Greyback on Jul 9, 2008 12:57:07 GMT -5
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Ron Weasley
icklekins
[M:0:0:0:]
constant sorrow
Posts: 191
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Post by Ron Weasley on Jul 9, 2008 13:25:35 GMT -5
LMAO! Awesome posts guys. I'll tally points toward the end... I want to see what other people come up with.
XD
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Post by Neve Callaghan on Jul 9, 2008 14:21:19 GMT -5
I LOVE the Dino Island vids! Yay Susan! xD
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Post by prenela on Jul 9, 2008 14:48:00 GMT -5
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Post by Draco Malfoy on Jul 9, 2008 15:17:56 GMT -5
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Post by marcusbelby on Jul 9, 2008 15:41:08 GMT -5
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Post by Sinead Michaels , on Jul 9, 2008 16:26:02 GMT -5
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Liberty Martin
day.dreamer_
s e v e n t h y e a r
p r e f e c t[M:0:0:0:]
look for the girl with the broken smile
Posts: 397
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Post by Liberty Martin on Jul 9, 2008 17:36:19 GMT -5
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Post by Neve Callaghan on Jul 9, 2008 17:54:06 GMT -5
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daphne greengrass
miss. kriss
c o l u m n i s t
d a i l y p r o p h e t[M:0:4:43:]
{{lost little girl trying to find her way
Posts: 150
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Post by daphne greengrass on Jul 9, 2008 19:50:24 GMT -5
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Ron Weasley
icklekins
[M:0:0:0:]
constant sorrow
Posts: 191
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Post by Ron Weasley on Jul 9, 2008 23:38:32 GMT -5
Keep in mind I have no sound on my computer; in the event of videos I'll have Libby judge whether they were funny or not.
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